I've been watching New Zealand's version of Cops for twenty-three whole minutes, and I have yet to see one shirtless person slammed on the ground.
Friendly, Baby-Faced New Zealand Cop: Hullo sir!
Crazy and Extremely Drunk Homeless Person Living Under a Bridge: GHHHraaaah?
Cop: We've gotten reports of you...well, exposing yourself in this area, sir.
Homeless Man: Fraaaaah! I's yuh, takin' a *bleep* piss! Whassa gotta? Man can't....blubblah!
Cop: I see. Well, unfortunately that's called indecent exposure, and it's against the law.
Homeless Man: Rah..I frahm 'a. Yes, I understahhr. Wan hap' eegin.
Cop: Well, glad we've gotten that all cleared up. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Homeless Man: Glashoota!
Narrator: You never do quite know what's in store for a day in the life of a Highway Patrol!
And if that wasn't completely terrifying enough, we now see a man arguing with another officer about whether or not he can walk his dog down the freeway.
This is why you never want your country to be too nice.