Try this delicious dish for them tonight:
.5 cup leftover brown rice and mung bean daal
1/4 cup lukewarm tea of unpeeled garlic and sage
2 tbs plain yogurt with active cultures
Mix all that shit together. Add enough oat bran to give it the consistency of oatmeal. Garnish with dead lizard. Serve any temperature.
If my chickens were Matt Preston, their ascots would have a stiffy.
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